urbancatfitters: i’m such a shitty friend and i act like i’ll be a good friend and i’m like oh i’m here for you but then i’m tired all the time and i don’t text back and i might not even say hi to you if i see you because i don’t like socially interacting and everyone annoys me and i’m so sorry
peregr1ne: my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
ehehehelokid: casteilnovak: whatslifewithoutfandoms: DOES THIS SOUND AGGRESSIVE IN YOUR HEAD oh look now it’s normal sarcastic LOUD incredibly sarcastic i hope i’m not the only one who reads this with different voices in my head
teacher: where's your homework
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
me at home:
thatgirlmckenzie: I just want to crawl in a hole and sleep forever.